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Put Your Mouth Away

Things were quiet for a while this morning.

The boys are excited about this week's Valentine's Day party. Yesterday, we decorated our boxes and all night long I had visions of pink and red hearts dancing in my head.

Apparently, Grumpy's mind was on the party because he asked if we were going to bring Sneezy with us.

I said, "Of course, we are! What did you think we were going to do with him? Leave him home alone?"

He thought Doc was going to take them and I informed him that would not be possible since Doc works on Fridays and he would also feel a little out of place among a bunch of women.

Thus a very confusing argument started between Grumpy and Bashful as Bashful overheard our conversation. For some reason, they couldn't get their brain waves to cross and they continued to talk over each other about who is going and who couldn't go last year, etc., etc.

As I looked from one to the other, each not understanding the other, my brain was about to implode.

I yelled, "Be quiet, both of you!"

Silence.

"Grumpy, put your Math away and get out your Literature books. Bashful, continue with your Geography, please."

Silence. Then two seconds later...."Mom? Did you say, 'Put my mouth away?'"

Now that's a thought.

Comments

striving... said…
That is funny!!! I am glad their excited, I am too. See you soon
February 11, 2008 at 10:32 PM
striving... said…
sorry that should be "They're" excited. Ugh, english
February 11, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Anonymous said…
Next year we are having a secret Valentine's party, and none of the kids are going to know until the day before, as I too am going nuts having to answer a billion and one questions about it!
February 13, 2008 at 10:33 AM
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