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Aidan's Little Friend

Generally, I'm not the squeamish type when it comes to finding bugs in the house. It's just one bug everyone once in a while, so I don't get the heebie jeebies too often. As bugs go, the boys are fascinated with them. Aidan thinks of them as his little friends. One day, I'm in our cluttered homeschool room talking on the phone with my mom. We're just chatting about everyday stuff and I notice that Aidan is on his knees on the stairs talking to his hands. I thought maybe he was just talking to himself. He does tend to do that sometimes. So, I continue my conversation with my mom. A few minutes later, he brings me his new little friend. He plops a live bug right onto my hand. On the other end of the line, my mother hears my voice cut off in mid-sentence to hysterical screaming. Of course, she panics herself wondering all sorts of horrible things happening. Poor Aidan stands there looking at me as if I had lost my mind now looking for the bug that went flying. I finally calm down enough to reassure my mom that no one was dying. Yes, I know I said I'm not the squeamish type, but a bug on my hand was a little too much for me. Time for some chocolate and a bubble bath.

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